[cue up the 80s style Bud Light's "real men of genius" song]
BiA presents real men of genius. *Real men of Geniiuuus* Today we salute you, Mr. help-out-your-friend Wingman *Mr. help-out-your-friend Wingmaaan* You sit out of the spotlight all night, you sing praises of your friend, and you give true meaning to the phrase 'Bros before Hoes' *bros before hoooes* You start flirting with other women at the bar, but when your friend nudges you, you remember you're not there for you, you're there for him. Now when you tell knock-knock jokes, people won't have to ask who's there, because they know: you're there. *knock knock jokes are really funneee* So BiA salutes you Mr. Wingman, and remember to not out-dress your friend next time. *Mr. help-out-your-friend Wingmaaan* Ballers in Arms, Thieu Nhi Thanh The, Altadena California.