You know who melts my frosty?
Teachers who don't know how to read a crowd...or a clock.
I had a professor that not only taught monotone but, also had no regard for her student's time. She would always say one line that made me soft and it was "Ok, we have three minutes left so let's go over one more example". Of course the example was never done in three minutes and we would get out five minutes late...TF DOOO!? 3 min left = 5 min late = haul ass to next class. No bueno yall. The point is if you can't get it done in the time given then don't fk'n make me run to the next class!
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MMF
YOU KNOW WHAT MELTS MY FROSTY!?
When people slow down Oh! So! Slow! on the freeway when they see highway patrol. And when i say slow I mean 60mph in the hammer lane. Almost makes me mad at the cop. But i mean come on people, how scared can you be to go AT LEAST speed limit. Sure I slow down from my cruise controlled 75mph to 70mph in open lanes and sometimes even 65mph when there is light traffic when I see a cop. But there is no excuse to go all the way to 60mph (in the fast lane) unless the cop is in front of you going this slow. BE A MAN! DO THE RIGHT THING!
When people slow down Oh! So! Slow! on the freeway when they see highway patrol. And when i say slow I mean 60mph in the hammer lane. Almost makes me mad at the cop. But i mean come on people, how scared can you be to go AT LEAST speed limit. Sure I slow down from my cruise controlled 75mph to 70mph in open lanes and sometimes even 65mph when there is light traffic when I see a cop. But there is no excuse to go all the way to 60mph (in the fast lane) unless the cop is in front of you going this slow. BE A MAN! DO THE RIGHT THING!
MMF
DO YOU KNOW WHAT MELTS MY FROSTY!?
Those bastards in the food court that take the best seats near the TV but don't watch TV. CSULA is not a rich school and our TVs aren't viewer friendly, the further you are the more likely you are to not try to watch. More often than not, I find people reading books in prime TV seats. I just want to grab their book and fling it across the cafeteria, especially during a NBA broadcastings! WHY YOU TRY TO **** ME IN MY OWN *******! DUMUDABITCH!.
Those bastards in the food court that take the best seats near the TV but don't watch TV. CSULA is not a rich school and our TVs aren't viewer friendly, the further you are the more likely you are to not try to watch. More often than not, I find people reading books in prime TV seats. I just want to grab their book and fling it across the cafeteria, especially during a NBA broadcastings! WHY YOU TRY TO **** ME IN MY OWN *******! DUMUDABITCH!.
MMF
You know what Melts my Frosty?
Tricky Mudabitches in a parking lot/structure. I'm talking about the people who make eye contact with you as you signal to take their spot so they speed up and get to their car making you think "oh good! they'll be out quick" but end up looking at themselves in the mirror for three to four minutes before they even turn the car on. Why you gotta trick me like that!? duuuuuuuu me mang!
MMF!
Time for another segment of melts my frosty! *possible repost but idknow =X*You know what melts my frosty?
Hearing about guys catching heat because they used a coupon on a girl. Just this morning on KIIS FM I heard a girl call in about getting mad because her guy used a groupon...How stuck up can a girl be to get mad at a man for saving money!? I understand that you can measure the importance of something by it's monetary value but COME ON! There's a difference between spending $10 at McDonalds and going to Chili's and spending $10 for $20 worth of food! When you find a girl that doesn't wanna go out cause you don't have a coupon you'll know she's a keeper, less she be a
TRICK!
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What are your thoughts?
MMF: UNCENSORED
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Time for another segment of Melts My Frosty! You know what melts my frosty? Those bastard places that agree to things like Livingsocial or Groupon and then get all butt hurt when you redeem your coupon. Seriously, it gets really fk'n annoying when the mood of the restaurant turns from a warm and welcoming environment to a cold lonely desert as soon as you mention you have a coupon. WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO HAPPEN IF YOU OPT IN TO ADVERTISE AT THE COST OF GIVING HUGE DISCOUNTS YOU DUMB MFs! DID YOU THINK NO ONE WOULD BUY THESE COUPONS!? DO YOU THINK TREATING ONE CUSTOMER LIKE THIS IS OK AND WILL NOT HURT YOUR REPUTATION AS AN ESTABLISHMENT!? God help establishments that are ignorant like that. Treat me with the respect you would treat any other customer and you could gain a regular, treat me like a person you stupid fk'n punks.
Wow, that post went from calm and collected to RAGE. That'll put into perspective just how melted my frosty got. Those places are destined to crash and burn but Oh well, i'm over it until i experience it again.
Time for another segment of Melts My Frosty! You know what melts my frosty? Those bastard places that agree to things like Livingsocial or Groupon and then get all butt hurt when you redeem your coupon. Seriously, it gets really fk'n annoying when the mood of the restaurant turns from a warm and welcoming environment to a cold lonely desert as soon as you mention you have a coupon. WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO HAPPEN IF YOU OPT IN TO ADVERTISE AT THE COST OF GIVING HUGE DISCOUNTS YOU DUMB MFs! DID YOU THINK NO ONE WOULD BUY THESE COUPONS!? DO YOU THINK TREATING ONE CUSTOMER LIKE THIS IS OK AND WILL NOT HURT YOUR REPUTATION AS AN ESTABLISHMENT!? God help establishments that are ignorant like that. Treat me with the respect you would treat any other customer and you could gain a regular, treat me like a person you stupid fk'n punks.
Wow, that post went from calm and collected to RAGE. That'll put into perspective just how melted my frosty got. Those places are destined to crash and burn but Oh well, i'm over it until i experience it again.
A video that explains what i was thinking of saying while being disrespected by dumb establishments:
RAAAAGE!
-J.Frosty
RAAAAGE!
-J.Frosty
Heated Frosty
Another Day and already something else has melted my frosty...
You know what melts my frosty?
THOSE DAMN BIRDS CHIRPING DAY & NIGHT! S.T.F!!U. BIRD, GAH!!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE GAS! These birds.....maannnnn.... Like that annoying car alarm in the middle of the night, screeching in my ear, a dagger in my temple, They just keep going and going, if this here were Texas me and old mossy-san would easily resolve this problem, but this here being the Great State of California where everything from trees to rocks are protected by rights makes it so I can't do nothing (double negative on purpose). You've won this one but one day little birdy from hell, one day i will have my revenge!!
...fk!...
-j.Frosty
THOSE DAMN BIRDS CHIRPING DAY & NIGHT! S.T.F!!U. BIRD, GAH!!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE GAS! These birds.....maannnnn.... Like that annoying car alarm in the middle of the night, screeching in my ear, a dagger in my temple, They just keep going and going, if this here were Texas me and old mossy-san would easily resolve this problem, but this here being the Great State of California where everything from trees to rocks are protected by rights makes it so I can't do nothing (double negative on purpose). You've won this one but one day little birdy from hell, one day i will have my revenge!!
...fk!...
-j.Frosty
Heated Frosty
You know what else melts my frosty?
People who take their time crossing the street with no concern for the automobiler. I'm not talking about the little old lady who has trouble walking or the crippled guy in a wheel chair, I'm talking about that athletic looking person who looks like they can run a mile in 6 minutes. I'm talking about that group of people joking and taking their time doing their side to side and 2 step. I know it's not personal but sometimes i swear these people are trying to piss me off, and it's not even when i'm in a rush, I'm usually NEVER in a hurry to get anywhere. I'm not asking them to run, i'm just saying they can do a little better than what they're doing now. Please be considerate, just quickly make your way across the street so the rest of us can get on with our day.
The things I'd do for a ray gun and a license to vaporize
-j.Frosty
-j.Frosty
New Layout
Notice anything new? That's right, we're finished with construction! What better way to bring in the new layout then with a "New" segment, like the Cleveland Show to Family guy, my segment is a branch off of Mac's GmG. So without further adieu:
Heated Frosty Presents: You know what melts my frosty?
Heated Frosty Presents: You know what melts my frosty?
Bad drivers...more specifically, bad drivers in big cars...more specifically, bad drivers in pick up trucks... Now I'm not talking about people who drive trucks and actually use them for their purpose of hauling things around, such as a construction worker, and I'm not really talking about people who drive slow, yeah they make me mad sometimes, but they don't melt my frosty.
& I'm not really talking about the person who drives a truck for fun either, although I really don't support it. No, what i'm talking about is that newbie truck driver that blocks lanes by always making wide turns and my absolute favorite [sarcasm] takes up more than one parking spot. Oh you sob mutha trucka!!!
Not only is there no reason for them to be driving a truck, they truly suck at handling such a big piece of machinery. You cant look badass if you're looking like a douche. I understand that this happens with all kinds of cars and not just trucks, and of course my frosty is melted by all types of bad driving alike, but i'm picking a fight with the truckers because they happen to affect me most often =P
lmao, this showed up after i made the post
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Save yourself some face and some gas
-j.Frosty
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