To stick your hand in your pocket and scratch yourself
Girl: "Hey man what're you up to?"
Man: "Just playing some pocket pool"
Those bastards in the food court that take the best seats near the TV but don't watch TV. CSULA is not a rich school and our TVs aren't viewer friendly, the further you are the more likely you are to not try to watch. More often than not, I find people reading books in prime TV seats. I just want to grab their book and fling it across the cafeteria, especially during a NBA broadcastings! WHY YOU TRY TO **** ME IN MY OWN *******! DUMUDABITCH!.
I was at the gym when I noticed something. Do you ever wonder why women have a sway in their hips when they walk? It’s very charming, similar to how their deuce smell like roses. So why does the sway happen?
Simple: their hip bones are different. Observe the male to the left and the female to the right.
Notice that the male hipbone is more narrow and longer in the vertical direction. In contrast the female hipbone has a larger cavity so it’s wider but it’s not as long. Why the difference? You can already guess that the larger cavity allows a woman to give birth. But why do males have narrow and long hipbones?
This specific shape gives the most weight bearing support for an animal that stands on two feet. Animals that use four legs do not need such strong hipbones because their weight was evenly distributed. Humans in contrast evolved large hipbones as they started to walk because they needed the vertical support. Likewise, to save resources, our shoulder blades become less dense, which is why we are prone to shoulder dislocations and clavicle breaks.
Anyway I’ve lost track of what I wanted to say: I thank my lucky stars that the difference in female pelvis bone gives them a sexy walk.
I know my calling in life and I will not give up and I will not fail.
I find myself living in the future for the most part, whether or not I am looking to shape my destiny is another topic. I always find myself thinking about my life minutes to years from the present.
Challenge: Live in the present. Try to live one hour of your life NOT thinking about the past or the future. I've already failed several times lol
I would like to first start off by saying that Mac was not alone for Valentine's Day. I want to make it public that he is currently dating Jill and she treats him extremely well. Cheers to the couple! ;)
And now for the Wednesday Gay...when incestrous love goes wrong....
This one is called the "forever alone" meme.
Everyone needs a little pick-me-up to get through the week so I am starting a new weekly post called The Wednesday Gay! Funny images or video clips will be featured hoping to spark a smile!
With Valentine's day coming up, I hope you fellas will put on your chivalrous g-string and treat your special lady right...
I have yet to watch the role models movie in its entirely, but I'm going to do it soon enough.
So last night I was studying and of course I feel asleep. My family was out of the house at my dads side of the family for tet. I woke up to extremely loud banging at the front door and some crazy lady yelling. Still in my sleepy state, I jumped out of bed reached for my gun safe and tried to open it. I had papers on top of the safe so I was having problems hitting my codes to open it. I tried three times and it wouldn't open which only made me more nervous since no one in my family was opening the door or saying a single word (Yes, I thought my family was home). Finally I open the safe, loaded my glock and ran down the hall to check in my family. Pointed my flashlight into my parents room and no one was there. Checked Joe's room and again no one was there. I was thinking WTF is going on? All this time this lady was still banging on the door and yelling. I was thinking "man this Lady must be drunk or something." I was so scared going down the hall thinking in my head, "man I hope I don't have to use my glock tonight." Another thought in my head was "I've been through all this "scenario run" before and now it's time to put it to use." Cleared the kitchen and no one was in the house. Turned the corner and at that moment I realized it was just Mai and my sister's family outside yelling to get into the house. Then it all came back to me that it was Saturday night and my family is at Ong's house for tet.
Extremely relieved ... phew! False alarm!
Women use subtle hints to get what they want, but that doesn’t always work out when men are slow to catch on. So to help both sides of the gender divide, let us explore more into this ridiculous language spoken by women…
She says: Khoa…we need to go see that movie!
She means: I want to go see that movie and you better too!
She says: Do what you want Tony.
She means: The correct decision should be obvious by now or else you’ll pay for this later.
She says: I’m not emotional and I’m not overreacting, Jon!
She means: Damn it…I’m on my period!
She says: No, Mc Donalds is fine Bryan.
She means: You’re a cheap bastard.
She says: Joe… I’ll only take five minutes.
She means: 5 minutes equivalent in a football game.
She says: Do I look fat in this, Chris?
She means: You better reassure me that I’m not fat!
She says: Whatever.
She means: Screw you!
Here’s a question for you male ballers: After reading this, if a girl used these hints on you…would you brush them off because she is not straight forward in communication, or would you accommodate those hints?
Over the past month I've owned it I put it in several times to try and get the hang of it but not liking it all so much (not for the same reasons I disliked COD at first). I didn't enjoy the pace of BF3.
To break it down multi-player is the highlight of this game. Offline I tried for a bit and found I liked it for the hour or so I played even though it was like riding on rails. Online the game doesn't have the experience you think it would.
Between COD and BF the biggest difference gameplay wise is the option of using vehicles. You have your choice of using just about any Jet/copter/tank/army machine you can imagine...even a freaking bulldozer.Which adds charm to the game but wait! All of the vehicles are hard as dry dog turds to drive. The vehicle controls are punishing. I crashed so many jets before figuring out how they work it was embarrassing.
If there is one question about the game people asks it's how do you pilot vehicles in this game. EA never thought to add in a bootcamp,flight school, training mode or anything at all that would make the game more enjoyable for people just starting out. So your left to be a pest to your teammates crashing equipment they need to win until it takes you X times to figure it out.
Since I brought the game mainly for that reason it was my biggest turn off from it. The FPS aspect isn't worth talking about. It's not exciting or heart pumping like COD is. You see a guy you kill him or he kills you. Guns are so so compared to COD and the accuracy of the guns is like playing baseball in the dark. You either hit or you miss when you swing but you won't know until you see someone fall or that ball fly. The weapons look more detailed and sound good though but don't expect intense fire fights as most people scope and snipe or in COD terms it's Camper heaven. Not really anyones fault but the games. The maps are so big that really scoping and sniping is the best method to take people down when your playing infantry.
Back to the vehicles though. They tried to make this game simulator and that's the problem. There's just too much crap going on and too much to remember/do. Each vehicle steers differently there are no simple controls. You'll be so busy trying not to crash or get your teamates killed you'll forget what you got in the vehicle for. Tanks are the easiest to drive but also the worse. They get stuck on everything and maneuver like well... a tank. They also don't last long as someone always has an RPG to take them out so get your rounds off quick or take down whatever you need (how realistic is that? an RPG takes down a tank?).
In a Military Action game I'd expect to be able to focus on the battle and not focusing on how to be a Pilot or tank driver which is why I'm not a fan of this game. If they want to make flight/driving simulators they should just make a separate game just for that not mash the two together. The game would be more fun with simple vehicle controls so everyone could have a good time without having logged 90000 hours into the game to master a jet or dunebuggy. I'm Using a PS3 controller to fly I don't think complex controls are necessary, I've never seen a real F/18 or Viper pilot use a PS3 controller to fly Why so Serious with the freaking vehicle controls.
I've given up learning to fly and know have become a suicide Kamikaze pilot. I find my target and crash into them. At least when I crash it will help out the team somewhat.
If BF4 comes out or any BF game I'll pass I'd rather stick with COD. I play games for fun not frustration.
Oh yeah and the game pace is so slow it is boring if you're used to faster action and heavy gun fights that make you think like in COD. I see BF3 as a game for people that fail at being COD to run to. Not many people like COD because of the skill and reflexes it requires to become skilled at but people love BF3 because it doesn't require much any of that. It's like the Anti call of duty. Hardest thing in this game is learning the GOD awful piloting controls. THIS GAME SUCKS SKIP IT!