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Showing posts with label family guy outlook. Show all posts

Family Guy Outlook #2

So I came across another event where the moment was ruined because of Family Guy. I think I will come across these often enough that they deserve their own section (new label!).

So I'm just gonna say this straight out, because if you're a Harry Potter fan, you already know, and if you don't already know, you're not a fan. So Severus Snape is the hero in the last book of Harry Potter. He kept everything a secret and agreed to pretend to be the bad guy. His main motivation the entire time was his love for Lily (Harry's mom). Anyway, Lily married James Potter, a bona fide douchebag that Severus hated. And even after they had a child, Snape still loved Lily.

But anyway, when he arrives at the Potter's house after Voldemort kills Harry's parents, he ignores the baby Harry, who's still alive, and clings on to Lily's dead body. I think half of the people in the theater were sad and the other half were creeped out by this scene. I almost blurted out laughing! And here is why:


Sorry, these two videos don't allow embedding, so click these links to see Quagmire in action.




But anyway, I don't mean this to take away from the passion of Severus Snape. I feel his pain man, I understand. It's just... he needed to move on. Like, after Lily got married. Or after she died. Or after 17 years after her death. But it's his choice, haters will hate and lovers will love. He was a lover.

Family Guy ... how you mess up my outlook on things ...

I thought USA won the Women's World Cup because I left my house to go to church with a few minutes left in the game, and they just went up 2-1. Japan got a tying goal with a few minutes left, and beat the US in penalty kicks. It was an upset, but that's the exact same way the US upset Brazil. Anyway, I'm happy for Japan, they care more about soccer and they needed this morale boost much more than the US does. It's like how I was happy for Kevin Garnett when he beat the Lakers in 2008. But anyway, I found out by going to ESPN.com because I wanted to see celebration videos. And then I was like waaaaht? We lost? And then I looked at the score at the top of the page where I circled it in the below picture. And even with all this shock, I still immediately got reminded by a scene from Family Guy *facepalm* what is wrong with me?!