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Grinds my Gears: Inaccurate Hollywood Portrayals of Firearms and Firearm Accessories

This one's been brewing in the back of my head for a while, but I never really cared to post because 1) Jon and Chris already know the things I'm about to say 2) Everyone else doesn't really care. Well too bad, it has gone on long enough! I saw something that was the final straw. I've been watching Top Shot on Netflix and I consider that a show that knows everything about firearms. But look at it's promotion poster!
















Any of the contestants on the show could have told you what's wrong with it. The flying bullet still has it's case attached to it. Only the conical part (bullet) leaves the gun. The rectangular part houses the gunpowder and is ejected out the side of the gun. I've seen this is a couple movie posters with flying bullets and just laughed at it. But this is sad. I thought this show was the real deal. Why couldn't they get a photoshop guy who knew something that all the fans know?

Anyway, here's a couple more that I can list off the top of my head.

1. Never Needing to Reload and Not Aiming Down the Sights

Anyone who plays Call of Duty or Counter-Strike knows about how long you can hold down a trigger until the magazine is empty. It's about 3 seconds.

Check out Arnold in Commando. His first burst against the two guards alone is already one magazine, yet he doesn't have to re-load in the whole battle. Also he aims from the hip and is able to hit all his targets. God mode indeed.



2. Cocking back the hammer on a pistol that doesn't have a hammer.

One common thing in gun movies is when the bad guy points a gun at someone and uses his thumb to cock back the hammer. It makes a "click" sound. I suppose movies use that sound alot because it's the modern equivalent of hearing the executioner sharpen his axe. Most guns can shoot either from a hammer-decocked or hammer-cocked position. But cocking the hammer makes the trigger pull shorter, and thus making a more accurate shot. But it really doesn't matter from a distance of five feet, I guess movies do it for the "click" sound factor.

This guy makes a good point:




But the FAIL in movies and TV shows comes when they apply a click sound to a gun that has no external hammer, like that first revolver in the previous video. The most famous example is a Glock.


If you look at the back edge there is no hammer to cock back. The firing mechanism is internal. And yet when the guy points a Glock, there is a mysterious hammer cocking sound. Of course the biggest culprit in my head is the show 24. They've done this specific mistake at least five times, maybe more.




3. Gratuitous Shotgun pumping / Rifle cocking

You only need to load a gun by pulling on the slide or pump once. That loads one round from the magazine into the firing chamber, and it's ready to go. The sound effect editor or director likes that cocking sound so much that even on guns without hammers (rifles and shotguns) they will have the guy pumping the gun to make that sound. I'm a super 24 junkie and as much as I love the show, every gun battle has way too much gun cocking. In one scene, Jack Bauer has gone rogue and is inside a gas station. The cops surround him outside. Every time they have a cut scene to the cops outside (about 3 times), the cop with a shotgun pumps his shotgun. I face-palmed because unlike pistol hammer cocking, every time he does this a perfectly good round is ejected out of the gun, and he has one less round in the magazine.


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There's more examples, but I've made my point. Just know that this Grinds my Gears because I wish Hollywood would consult with technicians who know its better to give up cool "effects" for the sake of being legit. I know guns are powerful and dangerous, I don't need a stupid clicking sound to tell me.

On a positive note, I remember seeing this video from CNN. It's a firefight between rebels in Libya and the Gaddafi forces. The fun part starts at 20 seconds, when you realize you're not watching "Commando" but a real fight. And yet they hop into the line of fire and take a couple shots from the hip. They must be thinking "This is how the big American fights, I shall be like him, he always hits his target and never gets hit. Veery Naaiice." (no one gets hit, you can watch it)


If it at least turns our potential enemies into horrible infantry, then keep it up Hollywood. Keep making movies with Arnold and Chuck and Sylvester. For all we can guess, their hand-to-hand combat training involves only roundhouse kicks.

Man Down

Literally, man down. On the last game on Saturday night/ Sunday morning, Khoa hit me at around 10 yards away in the forehead. I had a ski mask on so it should've reduce some damage, but it was still enough to make me slightly dizzy and have to sit down a moment and recover. After seeing myself in the mirror I figured why it hurt so much. Looks like Aaron's gun shoots bee stings out of the barrel.

Someone give me my Purple Heart already.



Moment in Movies When I Realized the Movie was Badass

In every action movie, there is an ultimate climactic fighting scene. In those same action movies, there is an early action scene that is on a much smaller scale, sometimes one on one. But sometimes they're so badass they make you excited pre-maturely (that's what she said). These scenes are defined by the neccessity of the situation. Early on, the character wants to be quiet and hidden. But the culmination of factors makes them take action. There's usually some great memorable quotes too. Without further delay, I give you my fav five. (modern movies only, otherwise all five would feature Chuck Norris).

5. Blood Diamond
Quote: "I like me shoot that pink ass mon"
Analysis: You ever have someone trash talk you to your face, which makes you want to slap them upside the head? This scene is a few levels above that. This movie also tells me that people with the HK USP are highly trained operatives with a quick draw and high double tap accuracy. But that's just a stereotype right?


4. Robocop
Quote: "Aaaaahhh!"
Analysis: This isn't what robocop's program intended when it told him to take a headshot. Also, the Robocop actor was Barack Obama before he became Senator and dyed his skin black.


3. Terminator 2
Quote: "Get Down"
Analysis: The moment you realized Arnold isn't a bad guy. Epic. I also feel bad for that can of Pepsi.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKJGccSHas8

2. Training Day
Quote:
"What up cuhz?" "Blast them fools! You ain't no pohlice!"
Analysis: You know why Denzel won an Oscar for this movie? Because when Denzel says yeaa mothafucka, he's reading your mind.


1. Collateral
Quote: "Yo homie is that my briefcase?"
Analysis: It was tough to place Training Day at #2, but the supreme technique in Tom Cruise's quick draw and double tap was too much. He even headshotted the second guy as his body was falling to the floor. Guess what pistol he's using. You guessed it, HK USP. I guess everyone with a USP has aimbot.

Top 5 Iconic Sidearms

5. Han Solo's Blaster from "Star Wars"


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4. Modified Beretta from "Robocop"

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3. Walther PP7 from "Goldeneye (007)"


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2. Revolver from "Vash the Stampede"


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And the Winner Goes To:
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1. Colt 1911 from "The Punisher"


My favorite =] yes i am a nerd =P
-J.Frosty

A Hello Kitty Adventure: The untold stories

*Years after the Umbrella Corporation lost control of Racoon City to the T-virus*
As i was taking a break after making my way
through the back country on my bike
I spotted a pack of undead making their way to me
So I quickly unlocked my Ca Legal AR15
and started unloading.
One, two, three, twenty, twenty one.
They just keep coming! *Click Click Click*
I'm out but I'm not done so I unholster my Sig
and continue to teach the dead that it's not ok to come back to life!
Twenty two quickly turns into forty three, There is no end!!
I'm running low, I'll probably run out soon.
Forty three, forty four, forty *click click*...
Is this it? Am I doomed to live the life of a flesh eating zombie?
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*Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooom nig nig nig nig nig nig VRRRRRRRRR!*
NOT WITHOUT A FIGHT YOU BASTARDS!



A las....I am doomed


Just another Hello Kitty Adventure
-J.Frosty

My Proposal to Women this Halloween

You go around dressing scandalous, and I won't call you a slut and call your dad. I'll go around with my airsoft guns as the Call of Duty Black Ops guy and you won't call me crazy and call the cops.

DEAL?



















And Bao, you can go hang out with me on Halloween and dress up as the Other guy from Black Ops.

WHAAITE POWUR!

Associated Press
Mac O'Bryan, BIA

ROWLAND HEIGHTS, California -- Following last season's inaugural DBag clothing line model competition, the committee of douches(Austrian for board members) have found a worthy successor to "Pop Yo Collas Fo Dollas"

Grandmaster douche Hans Tonster had these comments "My Gott! This picture vas very very goot. Heil Lesbiens!"

The winner of the Ladies DBag Fall 2010 Collection competition is a picture from 401k titled "Hunnies with Bunnies". He was elated when he received the top prize of two tickets to Disneyland. "Do you know how expensive Disneyland tickets are now?" cried 401k with joy.

When interviewed for his source of inspiration, 401k replied: "Well I'm around guns alot, and one day my brother was running a home invasion simulation in his underwear when I realized that guns haven't really been used in fashion at all. And you know how strongly I am against overturning Proposition 8. This is what they will do if we give them any more human rights, like the right to own guns. Give them an inch and they'll want 8."

The runner up was a first time entry by rookie photographer Anh Di, with his piece "Chicks with D****"

Copyright 2010 by The Associated Press