Superior or Douche

Set-up:
So i recently bought a soldering iron from radio shack and it wasn't the best but it was all i needed. Came in a small little kit that included some goodies. Days pass and one use later I find myself with a no longer usable soldering iron, the tip had shat itself. It seemed like the perfect time to read the reviews lol, looks like it was a common problem, chet! I wasn't too angry, it was a cheap soldering iron and would only cost about two bucks to fix.

Incident Begin:
So i went to radio shack with the carbon covered soldering iron, what could've been mistaken as a prison shank to some, to buy the replacement part. Asked the employee if the limited lifetime warranty (a subject that will be covered in another post) covered the soldering iron. Employee looked at the soldering iron and said "if it's in 30 days". Woohoo! it was, but i didn't have a receipt, i didn't have anything in my hands except a dirty dead soldering iron....duuuuuuuu me

The employee asked me if i could bring him the same soldering iron off the shelf. I thought he was going to cross check the two soldering irons, new in package and used, but when he got it he opened up the package and replaced the new one with my old one. He looked at me and said "i'll just tell my boss i found it like this," I immediately thanked him and he said "cause i remember selling it to you"

So to me this guy is Superior! But to the boss, if he ever finds out, this guy is a douche. I Salute you Radio Shack man for sticking up for the little man!

Superior or Douche!

I give to you another event in which you can decide the subject is superior or douche!

Today I had to help my dad install a water heater at someone's house. Skip some details, we're at Home Depot doing some water heating shopping. First event incident, I was looking for some heat shrink but it took some time to find an employee to assist me and when i found one he had no idea what i was talking about. Second event incident, after failing to assist me the employee scrambled to find another employee to assist me. Third event incident, repeat incidents one and two lol. Fourth event incident, finally got what i was looking for! Fifth event incident, got some plywood cut, first two cuts are free and any additional cuts are 25 cents each. Employee gave me 4 cuts for free, Superior!. Sixth and final event incident, as i'm waiting near a cashier for my dad to pick something up real quick this white guy is walking to the front with an unhappy aura about him, while mumbling something under his breath about no one in sight to assist him. He walks straight to a lady cashier who is sharing a conversation with another cashier (both of which have no one to ring up) and says to her "Get over there *points at the lady's cash register* and get back to work"

Let's stop here, it's clear that the guy was a little frustrated about his visit and took it out on the cashier but what we don't get from this is that he also had his son (i assume) helping him. So while he is talking down to the cashier his son is standing there in embarrassment. That's two accounts of Douche'n for the Dad in my book.

As the cashier hesitantly rings the guy up she is showered with "You guys need to work" and "That's the problem here", all of which she just let's pass. As the guy finishes up his purchase the cashier tells the guy that he is rude and he responds with... "I'm a nice guy"...... Strike Three! Three accounts of Douche'n for the Dad and that's life in the book of douches. GG Ya Bastard!

Superior or Douche: An encounter with LA City Parking

I hate LA City parking. Instead of going after rich business men in downtown (where I rarely see parking officers) they hawk college communities like Westwood. This one time I was parked on Gayley Ave between Kelton and Veteran. If you don't know the area, it's an intersection that's jammed during rush hour. Anyway they don't let anyone park there between 3-7PM so that the parking lane can be used as a driving lane. I knew this, and I got to my car around 2:45 to move it. There was a tow truck and a white Civic (the ticket car) both ten yards behind my car, waiting like sharks. As I got to my car, with a recent ticket searing in my memory, I put up two middle fingers: one for each of them. As I left, I noticed they also moved... probably looking for their next victim. Then I drove off into the Sunset ... boulevard.

S or D?

Superior or Douche

I read today's Gospel on my email from www.dailygospel.org and I immediately thought of Jon's S or D segment.

When he saw their faith, he said, "As for you, your sins are forgiven."
Then the scribes and Pharisees began to ask themselves, "Who is this who speaks blasphemies? Who but God alone can forgive sins?"
Jesus knew their thoughts and said to them in reply, "What are you thinking in your hearts?
Which is easier, to say, 'Your sins are forgiven,' or to say, 'Rise and walk'?
But that you may know that the Son of Man has authority on earth to forgive sins''--he said to the man who was paralyzed, "I say to you, rise, pick up your stretcher, and go home."
He stood up immediately before them, picked up what he had been lying on, and went home, glorifying God.

This is totally superior. Get owned, Pharisees! Get owned!

Superior Vs Douche

Another segment of
SUPERIOR Vs DOUCHE!
No, it's not about me ;P

Here's the clip. Professional poker players duke it out and both go all in.
The rest you will have to watch to find out.



Lol, i thought it was pretty entertaining,
"Come on Russian, Get out! It's time to go"
So which is it? Superior or Douche?

Feel the Paower! Can you feel my paower baby? -J.frosty

another "whale wars" situation

Whose side do you take in this video? The goal is justified, but maybe the means is too much.

Super Cyber Post!

The following material may not be suitable for young children... So Get Out!

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Instead of Superior or Douche. This week, it's
Superior Vs. Douche!

Philosophy Class after syllabus
(Teacher is a nice sweet lady, Student is a cocky bastardly spaniard)

Student: Are we going to cover anything else?
Teacher: Excuse me?
Student: Are we going to talk about anything serious, anything that matters?
Teacher: Well we're covering the syllabus right now because the department says we have to, but we'll say some knock knock jokes for you after? How's that? Good?
Student: *silent*......
Teacher: Good =]

PWN'D, Now stfu ya bastard douche so i can sleep in peace ;P
This Class is going to be Very Interesting

OH! and my professor is TERRIFIED of mice. Found out as she jumped and ran after a student spotted one running around. "ARE YOU SERIOUS!? I Can't do this right now. For real!? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Random Song
The Block is awesome! I want Boy Band Comeback all over my Face!
(Catchy, but it is a random pick lol, no hidden msg)

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Random updates:

-Student with rather easy name said he goes by "Hawk" ... I THOUGHT THAT WAS DOPE!
-Heard someone complain that the grading scale hurt the A students and helped the C students...Made my balls itch.
-I love 50 minute classes! lol, it's so quick compared to 1 hour and 40 minutes
-New Years Resolution: Working on it
-Saw the first episode of jersey shore season 2...yeah.....Sammie yous a Trick!
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Random Unnecessary R RATED MATERIAL

VAGINABOOB

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The Brain's Blind Spot. (Learned in Calculus)

Did you know that each of your eyes has one blind spot each do to a connecting nerve to the retina which prevents the retina from absorbing light and turning it into an image. The reason you don't notice this is because your eyes cover up that blind spot for each other, i.e. your left sees your right eye's blind spot. But what happens when you cover one eye? Troi Oi!!!

Test: Cover your right eye and look at the X with your left. Move the screen further or closer to you until you reach the desired effect BUT, keep the screen directly in front of you. After concentrating on the X the O will disappear.

O........................................................................................................................................................................ X





Who said Calculus isn't helpful... ;)

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Thanks to Alex for showing me this show.
THAT WAS SOME EPIC TRASH TALKING!
"okay good game, you still suck but you can join my clan,
our clan tag is Gay, I'm sure you know how to spell it."
(that line was the only reason why i picked this video instead of the other ones)

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I had some other stuff but i forgot =[. Until Next Time!!!!!
-J.frosty

SUPERIOR Vs DOUCHE!

So today as I was waiting for my drink to come out something amazing happened. I saw this pretty old guy on his bicycle get hit by a car exiting the parking lot. At first I was thinking "OH S***!" but then the biker stood up, checked himself and his bike, and rode off so casually... From the look of the Driver's face I could tell he was relieved. I, and probably anyone else that saw this was just dumbfounded. This biker was SUPERIOR!



The J - Invincible Orange Slushy from 7-Eleven is perfect for a sunny day like this.

Another Superior or Douche Moment.

I am amazed at all the over competitive guys out there. Today I got out of my last class early, about an hour early, but I didn't feel like going home. So, I sat in during a Basketball Class taking place in the gym. All was fun and I was soooooo jealous I wasn't playing. Then this guy went in for the layup and got blocked. He was furious! "F**K! WHERE'S MY HELP!?" (Look around a**hole they're standing right there.) Unfortunately the ball ends up in the hands of an unsuspecting girl running the court. She doesn't see him coming and has no idea what's about to happen... SLAP & RIP! The guy reaches in, grabs the ball, loses control, tucks and rolls sending yet another girl to the floor. She's really lucky this was in a gym and she felt the smooth surface of the wood. In conclusion, I gotta ask, what's up with all these jerks ruining this game? . BE A GENTLEMAN, SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE, AND ADMIT DEFEAT. If you're going to be a showoff and forget your team then you better be ready to lose and for the love of God stop taking out your anger on women.

This guy was a DOUCHE!

Stay Frosty.

Superior or Douche?

I put this in FB but I'll put it here for anyone who doesn't use FB.

I was at the park this morning pretending to be good at basketball. While I was shooting around a couple came out and started messing around. Within 30 seconds the guy blocks the girl sending her falling to the pavement.

This guy was a DOUCHE!

Bought a pair of stereo headphones... but now I want to drop some money for a really good pair. Thanks Christina lol.

And with that, I will bid all of you Adieu.

Stay Frosty.