Another Superior or Douche Moment.

I am amazed at all the over competitive guys out there. Today I got out of my last class early, about an hour early, but I didn't feel like going home. So, I sat in during a Basketball Class taking place in the gym. All was fun and I was soooooo jealous I wasn't playing. Then this guy went in for the layup and got blocked. He was furious! "F**K! WHERE'S MY HELP!?" (Look around a**hole they're standing right there.) Unfortunately the ball ends up in the hands of an unsuspecting girl running the court. She doesn't see him coming and has no idea what's about to happen... SLAP & RIP! The guy reaches in, grabs the ball, loses control, tucks and rolls sending yet another girl to the floor. She's really lucky this was in a gym and she felt the smooth surface of the wood. In conclusion, I gotta ask, what's up with all these jerks ruining this game? . BE A GENTLEMAN, SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE, AND ADMIT DEFEAT. If you're going to be a showoff and forget your team then you better be ready to lose and for the love of God stop taking out your anger on women.

This guy was a DOUCHE!

Stay Frosty.

3 comments:

Willy Bob said...

Glad to know that there are still decent men out there! Willy bob loves you.

Mac O'Bryan said...

i see you've created a recurring segment yayyy. but i dont understand what superior entails. can you give me an example of a superior but not douche event?

Gen. Fee-Lahm said...

when i experience a moment where someone is superior and not a douche, i'll let you know.