BiA Salutes #2

[cue up the 80s style Bud Light's "real men of genius" song]

BiA presents real men of genius. *Real men of Geniiuuus* Today we salute you, Shaun Livingston, Mr. tear-your-knee-on-an-open-layup *Mr. tear-your-knee-on-an-open-layuuuppp* Your teammate poked away the rock and passed it you. You thought you had an open breakaway dunk. You thought wrong, because your forgot the enemy has six defenders: the five on the court, and GRAVITY. *it's 10 meters per second squareeed* You were the the 4th overall pick of the 2004 NBA draft. You were drafted before Devin Harris, Kevin Martin, Jameer Nelson, and Trevor Ariza. The Clippers hoped you would be the point guard of the future. Instead, you had the guards point the way out to the ambulance. *Assist for the E-M-Teee!* Because of you, we couldn't dare to play basketball for weeks. We drank milk, we did squats, we did everything to not **** up our knees like yours. Dear God, it's so disgusting but we've seen that video on youtube 100 times. *pray before you plaaaay!* So BiA salutes you Shaun Livingston, and we hope next time you tear your ACL, MCL, and PCL, you'll make the layup. *Mr. tear-your-knee-on-an-open-layuuuppp* Ballers in Arms, Thieu Nhi Thanh The, Altadena California.

4 comments:

Gen. Fee-Lahm said...

AHAHAHAH +1 several times lol. That is ridiculous. But so true, I didn't want to play basketball for weeks after this, or at least absolutely no layups lol.

v-man said...

nice song

Anh Di said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Anh Di said...

music video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsCPE96gdK0