Women use subtle hints to get what they want, but that doesn’t always work out when men are slow to catch on. So to help both sides of the gender divide, let us explore more into this ridiculous language spoken by women…
She says: Khoa…we need to go see that movie!
She means: I want to go see that movie and you better too!
She says: Do what you want Tony.
She means: The correct decision should be obvious by now or else you’ll pay for this later.
She says: I’m not emotional and I’m not overreacting, Jon!
She means: Damn it…I’m on my period!
She says: No, Mc Donalds is fine Bryan.
She means: You’re a cheap bastard.
She says: Joe… I’ll only take five minutes.
She means: 5 minutes equivalent in a football game.
She says: Do I look fat in this, Chris?
She means: You better reassure me that I’m not fat!
She says: Whatever.
She means: Screw you!
Here’s a question for you male ballers: After reading this, if a girl used these hints on you…would you brush them off because she is not straight forward in communication, or would you accommodate those hints?