Heated Frosty

Another Day and already something else has melted my frosty...

You know what melts my frosty?

THOSE DAMN BIRDS CHIRPING DAY & NIGHT! S.T.F!!U. BIRD, GAH!!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE GAS! These birds.....maannnnn.... Like that annoying car alarm in the middle of the night, screeching in my ear, a dagger in my temple, They just keep going and going, if this here were Texas me and old mossy-san would easily resolve this problem, but this here being the Great State of California where everything from trees to rocks are protected by rights makes it so I can't do nothing (double negative on purpose). You've won this one but one day little birdy from hell, one day i will have my revenge!!

...fk!...
-j.Frosty

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