MacLovin Tip #1

Willy Bob will help you to ask a girl on the first date. But then what? What should you do on that first date? Have no fear, MacLovin is here. First of all, you should do activities that let the girl know who you really are. You can take her out to the local park and have her run 5 on 5 ballin with your boys. Then you can take her home and take turns playing Modern Warfare for three hours. Getting hungry? Eat where you normally eat, whether it be some pho, or 79 cent tacos, or the McDollar Menu. Surprise her! Remember you want her to know who you REALLY ARE!

However I will also advise you to be more sweet and nice than you normally are. First impressions are important. You can tell her something like "I'm really excited to be here with you because kids always ask their parents what happened on their first date". Or you could tell her how beautiful she is every five minutes. It's the perfect way to break those awkward moments. When you got game like that, there is no such thing as an awkward moment. Observe:

Girl: I'm getting bored of playing gun games, do you have a Nintendo Wii?
You: The Wii is for sissies
Girl: umm ... okay...
You: *eeeeyyyttt*
Girl: .....
You: Girl you so beautiful. Like got-damn!

I know what you're thinking: When do I introduce her to the parents? Well you should wait for the perfect time. I think an ideal time is when the round ends. This gives you one minute to put down your controller. You can take the girl and introduce her to the parents, have some small talk for 40 seconds, then run back before the next round begins.

Follow these instructions and I guarantee you that girl will have a very STRONG impression of you by the end of the night. But you don't have to thank me, I just enjoy helping my fellow man.

2 comments:

Gen. Fee-Lahm said...

Is it ok to whip it out on the first date?

Willy Bob said...

And you wonder why you're single...lol jk She'll definitely have a strong impression alright...