Latte Break #1 Vol. 2
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five....
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero! Canyonero!
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)
She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!
Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)
Note: The Federal Highway Commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.