Latte Break #1 Vol. 2

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five....

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero! Canyonero!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

Drive Canyonero!

Woah Canyonero!

Note: The Federal Highway Commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.


Mac OBryan said...

i'm stoked for the Canyenero Hybrid, I heard it gets 15 mpg ! awesome

J.Frosty said...

lmao bryan