BiA Salutes #3


[cue up the 80s style Bud Light's "Real Men of Genius" song]

BiA presents real men of genius.

*Real Men of Geniiuus*

Today, we salute you, Mr. Gangster shooting your Glock sideways.

*Mr. Gangsta shootin' your Glock sideways*


Yeah, you're packing heat and you're badass. We know the reason you constantly pull up your pants up isn't because you're like baggy jeans, it's because you're toting a Glock Foh-tay.

*Just like CP*

You prefer your guns to be just like you: cheap and black. No safety? No Problem. Accidental Discharge? Not if you tell your homies you shot your foot on purpose.

* AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!! *

There's a law in South Central L.A. not many know about: you can't use gun sights. It's the same law used in the African city of Monrovia, Liberia. If you shoot straight, the po-po will come and take your guns away.

* We be shootin' sideways*

So BiA salutes you, ninja of the ninety-degree, and next time you do a drive-by, remember to drive your car sideways too.

*Mr. Gangsta shootin' your Glock sideways*

Ballers in Arms, Thieu Nhi Thanh The, Altadena California.

4 comments:

Gen. Fee-Lahm said...

lol nice

v-man said...

mac, i bow to u, u amazing song-writer.

such talent

im assuming mac wrote this

Mac OBryan said...

if it wasn't me, Jon would be complimenting his own work lol. thank you v-man

CP said...

OMG this is too funny! A+ That picture is too funny!