Click-Clock

Click-Clock by Mac O'Bryan, sung to the tune of Kesha's Tik Tok

Wake up in the morning want to t-bag Anhdi (hey what the *?!)
Got my glasses - I'm in the zone, I'm gonna own Karachi (let's go)
Before I start, brush my teeth with a bottle of Dew
Cause when I leave for See-oh-Dee, I ain't coming back

I'm talking - fragging up all our foes, foes
Trying out all our scopes, scopes
Boys blowin C4 with phones, phones ...

Crate dropping - don't want no UAVs
Praying to God very hard-ly
Trying to get an AC-130 ...

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Imma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Click-Clock, rack my Glock
But the fraggin' don't stop
No Oh Ooh oh oh oh oh
Oh Ooh oh oh oh oh

Ain't got a care in the world, but you got plenty of fear
Ain't got no nades in my pocket, but I'm already near
And now the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
But we make 'em bite the dust unless they bring a big chopper

I'm talkin aboout - errbody getting stunned, stunned
Boys trying to steal my sentry gun, gun
Gonna shank em cuz its too much fun, fun
Now, now - we goin till host kicks us out, out
Or the parents shut us down, down
Parents shut us down, down
Po-po shut us *boom*

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Imma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Click-Clock, rack my Glock
But the fraggin' don't stop
No Oh Ooh oh oh oh oh
Oh Ooh oh oh oh oh

You build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
You got me now
You got that SCAR
Yea, you got me

You build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up

Now lan parties don't start 'til I join in

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Imma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Click-Clock, rack my Glock
But the fraggin' don't stop
No Oh Ooh oh oh oh oh
Oh Ooh oh oh oh oh
*boom*
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New poll on the right side!

I think we'll see some good variety of answers in this poll. Why Kwame Brown as a choice? Because you can beat him at 21 and see a grown man cry. Afterwards you can make up to him with a stick of Butterfinger candy.

Also, If I ever find Khoa Ngo Dinh Pham, I'm gonna kill him.

- Mac 'Khoa Dinh Nguyen' O'Bryan

7 comments:

v-man said...

whose viet names are these?
just asking

Gen. Fee-Lahm said...

lol

Gen. Fee-Lahm said...

nash is gonna win. he has the best sense of humor.

Mac O'Bryan said...

i want to learn from nash more, but i went with dwight howard. a day with him would be super fun. he edges out nash on the humor.

khoa dinh ngo pham is fictional, but the nguyen is real

v-man said...

nice song

Willy Bob said...

wow epic song lol

Anh Di said...

Kobe bryant, I just wanna get in his pants