Ey! You tink I Set-si?

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. Then she asked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough and started walking away, tears streaming down her face.

The boy grabbed her arm and said...You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die.

Never gets old.
Stay Frosty.

Asian Men & Bad Romance

Are you an Asian guy who just can’t seem to date the girl they want…or even get a date at all?! It’s okay son, this is meant for you! After much observation from my Asian homies, I will share my opinions (in a series of posts) on where they went wrong and break down tips on improving your chances with the ladies. *giggity giggity, alright!

Issue I

Problem: You have no balls…and possibly an inverted wiener.

I have seen countless times where Asian men settle or think they can't get a girl. If this is you, I urge you to si-top these habits right now! Asian guys have lost their confidence to approach the girl they want to date (who tends to be attractive and well put together). Since they perceive the girl as being out of their league, they don’t act on their feelings and admire her from afar. Sounds familiar? Well while you’re being a pansy, other men (usually from other races) are pursuing her – which gives her an idea of what her options are for dating. You obviously aren’t one of them because she doesn’t have a clue! Instead, you’re stuck dating people your parents or friends hook you up with (who are girls you weren’t interest in to begin with). Worse comes to worst, you settle on dating a girl from Vietnam who is a gold digger and says “I tock in-lit bay-bee. I lub yuu.” Like that would make you pitch a tent...

Solution: Just believe!

Inner confidence is about being brave, taking risks and feeling good about yourself. Even though you’ve been shot down in the past or feel like you’re no Fabio, you should continue believing in yourself. It's like why should a girl buy a product when the company who made it doesn’t stand behind it? Get out there and sell the girl on how amazing you are! Put your balls out there and if they happen to get stepped on, it hurts, but life goes on. Just rearm and re-evaluate the strategerie (according to the wise George Bush).

Until next time...go get 'em tiger!
-Willy Bob

Violence strikes! The Ballers are once again called to arms!

Peaceful Nights... Clear Skies... Blooming Flowers... Ha! I remember a time when these were reality and not luxuries of a dream. I remember a time when we would raise our glasses for joyous occasions and not for fallen comrades. Yes... there was a time, and that time will come again, but not without cost.

War is upon us! Those Paper Planes came down on us out of nowhere like a rain of fire. Like a plague, destroying everything we love and worked so hard for. Their crimes will not go unpunished for we will strike them down with a vengeance never before seen .

...They bring their war, we will stand, we will fight and we will leave victorious! There will be a day when the courage of men will fail, But that is NOT this day. This day we fight!

Men! Brothers! To Arms!

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http://hiep-si-airplanes.blogspot.com/

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Hypocrite.

Ebay: How I hate it when people bid so early on something I want.
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True Fail Story #1

In my first week of freshman year in high school, a teacher asked us to write an essay using double space. A few days later I received the paper back with some egregious deduction in points. I asked "my gott, me fail engrish? that impossible" The teacher said I didn't double space, but I told him I did: "Look mang' I press da space not one time but two time after every wordt." And then he started laughing. And I bolted out of the classroom and ran home to momma.

(disclaimer: fob talk and running home to momma not real, double-space error and deduction of points was real)

- Mac
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Andy I dare you to create a rival Hiep Si blog, it will be a glorious day when I laugh at your pathetic attempts at bloggation. Anyway here's how you can make a community blog:

go to blogspot.com, sign in, and go to dashboard
click create a blog
when you finish creating, go to settings for that blog
in the settings, go to permission
click add authors, and email them invites.